Monday, June 05, 2006

Single Greatest Story Ever

Just fucking tremendous beyond belief.
Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction.
Get your ass to the Ukraine, Tom DeLay.

1 Comments:

Blogger Vanilla Bullshit said...

Colbert featured this story on one of his intros this past week.

2:27 AM  

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